- You should send me a picture so I can see how sexy you are.
- Yo girl, you’re so pretty, like, I wanna throw you on the tracks
- Hey girl are you liquid eyeliner? Because I’m pretty sure I’m going to fuck this up
- Hey there, happy Monday evening! I’m Keith, just wanted to see if you’re interviewing new friends?
- Hey baby I hope you know CPR, cuz you’re taking by breath away!
- Good morning. I’m looking for a unicorn. Lol well I’m 43 and my girlfriend is 20 and she want a playmate for us
- What would you rather have from me?
A. Nice date. Restaurant and a movie
B. Meaningful intelligent conversations
C. Multiple orgasms
- I was wondering if you thought it was ever okay to tell a lil white lie?
- You must be the most obscure Pictionary, because I’m drawing a blank
- Either way it’s a big commitment both in time and money. I may need to audit a couple of courses to see if it’s right for me.
- So its says you are sarcastic…you feel your wit could match mine?
- Can young tell me more about what your looking for.
- Hey there! How are you? My bf and I are looking for someone to have fun with. He is having to move out of state so we are having a little fun before he goes. Please let me know if you are interested and we can exchange number/photos.
- Hey are you a sexy fat chick? If so I’ve got a question for you
- I’m really curious of your definition of fat. Before I think we might have our first disagreement
- What can Brown do for you? 😉
- Hello there,Your smile light up my screen..I hope you are doing good? Great Pictures Nice Profile & lovely Smiles.
- If you were a flower, you’d be a DAMNdelion
- How am I going to “pick up” if I don’t know what you look like?
- hi i wanna freak sumnn maybe>>>>>
- “Liquor sex and books, that’s that don draper diet
Are you sure you’re not a 1960s businessman?”
- “Do you have any grey poupon? :-D”
- “I need a big sexy girl who loves her ass to be eaten and stuffed”
- “I have an eight inch tongue and I breath through my ears! Best pickup line ever!”
- “I need to get my paws on your sexy ass”
- “Hey,I really want to make out with you…
- “You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment… Want to help prove him wrong?”
- “Liquor?? I hardly know her!”
- “Hey wanna get drunk and hookup”
- “Hello Beautiful, I want to kiss every inch of your body”
Let me restate this….all of these messages are from men messaging me for the FIRST TIME. No prior contact.
- Hi, do you like museums? I do, but sometimes I wonder if the ancient artifacts are the red solo cup/IKEA equivalent of their time. Like are we starring in awe of the original paper plate? Hopefully that made you laugh.
- Once u go blk, u won’t go back lol. U know why? Your parents won’t let u back in that’s why lol
- I hope your not a diabetic cause this is going to be sweet
- you call yourself “fat?” naw honey, you are P-H-A-T…phat!!
- What is the difference between Full figured, Curvy and Sexy fat 🙂
- You misunderstand. I don’t want anything in return. Like, I literally just want to wait on you hand and foot and turn you into a spoiled princess.I’ll cook for you, do your laundry, chauffeur you around, rub your feet, be your personal bodyguard, etc.
I know that’s unusual, but there really is no catch. Doesn’t have to be romantic. The only thing I want is for you to feel free to be unreservedly selfish around me
- I used to drive a ford f150 (the best pick up line in the world)
- I know milk is good for the body, but girl, how much have you been drinking?
- Hey does your ass hurt? Figured you landed on it when you fell from heaven lol
- Girl, you must be a University of Phoenix degree because I’m interested in pursuing you online in my spare time.
- I’m looking for someone to play with.
- I received multiple bottles of red wine for my birthday and don’t have anybody to drink them with. I want to watch movies, eat nachos and drink wine.
- would you be interested in meeting up for consensual vaginal and/or oral intercourse?
- Do you have an athletic one in you??? Want one?
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Are you less than 90 degrees? Because you’re a cute
- i have my own sign in the yard that tells me neighbors of my ex meagan and her law
- “You won’t regret meeting me”–Ha, surefire way to make me regret meeting you. Pass.
- “Hey do you need math tutor lessons?”
- “I’ll give you my money and my time. I’ll spoil you rotten. If you’re interested, let me know.”
- “Come to the bar in the Holiday Inn on Virginia Avenue, then I’ll go downstairs and drop a rehearsed pick-up line and then we can come up to my room for a hookup.
Yes, I was trying to hit all the right things on your profile lol.”
- “Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian!!!”
- “So I know I don’t have a profile pic. But let me just say. I’m very attracted to you. And I’d love to creampie you”
- “Do you often sit on rocks? It’s a good look for you. I could arrange for you sit on a hard place instead.”
- “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “You like middle aged white normal white guys with a small package”
- ” Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!”
- “Just please never do this to my head; https://youtu.be/xvZwYadmgPw “
- “Sexy fat chicks = pure heaven”
- “One leg..” —WTF?
- “Are you a 25 point lead? Because I want to blow you!”
- “A-B-C-D-E-F-G R-U-D-T-F with me?”
- “Im horney can you help?” –I sent him a YouTube video of a grandma lecturing about sex.
- “Want to hook up tonight and have some fun together?”
- “Hello beautiful how are you doing today sweetheart? I am Richard and I’m kindhearted loving caring honest faithful understanding and trustworthy man that is seeking a very beautiful lady like you for friendship and more do you mind us chatting and getting to know each other better” —-you ever heard of punctuation, Richard?
- “Hey how is it going?Have you slapped any white supremacists lately?”–well no, but I wish I had.
- “I thought you were using French fries as a sexual metaphor. If you did , ouch !”
- “Hey are you good at calculus?”
- “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself inside your pants!!!”
- “Apparently we are the only two attractive people on here, I say we just delete our accounts now, go for drinks and talk about what kind of ring you want when we get married”
- “Those legs are so sexy that I would kiss your feet lol”
- “Iv’e heard sexy fat chicks give the best head.”
- “You must have a big snatch”
- “Isn’t dating just screwing. There’s a better way to do that”
- “what the hell. just call me. I got the looks, the money, the car and a villa at Disneyland.”
- “Would love to get to know the owner of those amazing legs. Send me a text sometime”
- “I would love to get naked with u”
- “Did I just give you a star? Does that mean we are married? Haha jk”
- “Hey wassup u sexy fat chick wyd besides thinking about me”–my reply, “Trying to figure out why you keep messaging when I don’t reply.”
- “Are those legs open for business? Because I’d like to dine in tonight.”
- “Hey are you into fun well endowed men?”
- “You are smoking HOTT but I am afraid we are on different paths. But wow you are beautiful”
- “Roses are red
Violets are fine
you be the 6
I’ll be the 9”
- “French man”
- “hmm… ok…. I will pick you up and drop you.. I will I will rock you…. boom boom choo boom boom choo, I will I will rock you… bamm, aaaaaaaahahahahaha, hilarious”
- “So wondering if your a real person?$¥£€”
- “Do you have a photos with your face?”
- “Are you into bondage?”
- “I love the sexy legs… were you a beauty pageant winner?…😘”
- “I have a weakness for great legs. And Airconditioning.”
- “Are you tired, because you’ve been running through my mind. Sorry, that’s the cheesiest.”
- “Like a motherfucker so what are you up 2? I’m working from home today and eating a pbj damn i wish I knew how to cook”
- ” The awsome thing is sexy. …. i repair a/c’s so….. i can keep you cool through the heat. Then warm you up in when your to cool”
- “You had me at sexy!”
- “Hi. What did the Hispanic say when the house fell on him?”