Shit Men Say Issue 21

  1. “Liquor sex and books, that’s that don draper diet
    Are you sure you’re not a 1960s businessman?”
  2. “Do you have any grey poupon? :-D”
  3. “I need a big sexy girl who loves her ass to be eaten and stuffed”
  4. “I have an eight inch tongue and I breath through my ears! Best pickup line ever!”
  5. “I need to get my paws on your sexy ass”
  6. “Hey,I really want to make out with you…

    interested?

    Patrick”

  7. “You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment… Want to help prove him wrong?”
  8. “Liquor?? I hardly know her!”
  9. “Hey wanna get drunk and hookup”
  10. “Hello Beautiful, I want to kiss every inch of your body”

Let me restate this….all of these messages are from men messaging me for the FIRST TIME. No prior contact.

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