Shit Men Say Issue 20

  1. Hi, do you like museums? I do, but sometimes I wonder if the ancient artifacts are the red solo cup/IKEA equivalent of their time. Like are we starring in awe of the original paper plate? Hopefully that made you laugh.
  2. Once u go blk, u won’t go back lol. U know why? Your parents won’t let u back in that’s why lol
  3. I hope your not a diabetic cause this is going to be sweet
  4. you call yourself “fat?” naw honey, you are P-H-A-T…phat!!
  5. What is the difference between Full figured, Curvy and Sexy fat 🙂
  6. You misunderstand. I don’t want anything in return. Like, I literally just want to wait on you hand and foot and turn you into a spoiled princess.I’ll cook for you, do your laundry, chauffeur you around, rub your feet, be your personal bodyguard, etc.

    I know that’s unusual, but there really is no catch. Doesn’t have to be romantic. The only thing I want is for you to feel free to be unreservedly selfish around me

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