Shit Men Say Issue 19

  1. I used to drive a ford f150 (the best pick up line in the world)
  2. I know milk is good for the body, but girl, how much have you been drinking?
  3.  Hey does your ass hurt? Figured you landed on it when you fell from heaven lol
  4. Girl, you must be a University of Phoenix degree because I’m interested in pursuing you online in my spare time.
  5. I’m looking for someone to play with.
  6. I received multiple bottles of red wine for my birthday and don’t have anybody to drink them with. I want to watch movies, eat nachos and drink wine.
  7. would you be interested in meeting up for consensual vaginal and/or oral intercourse?
  8. Do you have an athletic one in you??? Want one?
  9. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

    Oh, and

    Are you less than 90 degrees? Because you’re a cute

  10. i have my own sign in the yard that tells me neighbors of my ex meagan and her law
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