“Are you a 25 point lead? Because I want to blow you!”
“A-B-C-D-E-F-G R-U-D-T-F with me?”
“Im horney can you help?” –I sent him a YouTube video of a grandma lecturing about sex.
“Want to hook up tonight and have some fun together?”
“Hello beautiful how are you doing today sweetheart? I am Richard and I’m kindhearted loving caring honest faithful understanding and trustworthy man that is seeking a very beautiful lady like you for friendship and more do you mind us chatting and getting to know each other better” —-you ever heard of punctuation, Richard?
“Hey how is it going?Have you slapped any white supremacists lately?”–well no, but I wish I had.