Shit Men Say Issue 14

  1. “So wondering if your a real person?$¥£€”
  2. “Do you have a photos with your face?”
  3. “Are you into bondage?”
  4. “I love the sexy legs… were you a beauty pageant winner?…😘”
  5. “I have a weakness for great legs. And Airconditioning.”
  6. “Are you tired, because you’ve been running through my mind. Sorry, that’s the cheesiest.”
  7. “Like a motherfucker so what are you up 2? I’m working from home today and eating a pbj damn i wish I knew how to cook”
  8. ” The awsome thing is sexy. …. i repair a/c’s so….. i can keep you cool through the heat. Then warm you up in when your to cool”
  9. “You had me at sexy!”
  10. “Hi. What did the Hispanic say when the house fell on him?”

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