Shit Men Say Issue 13

  1. “Do you know the difference between cunnilingus and a pizza?” –Curious, so I replied. I’ll let you know.
  2. “Are you being shy”
  3. “Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”
  4. “On a scale of getting married to casual cuddle time what are you looking for?”–I replied “becoming a widow.”
  5. ^^reply “Maybe you should change your name to blackwidowasaurus…”
  6. “I believe you should be very creative in nature”
  7. “Sorry but fuck me if I’m wrong but have we met before lol”
  8. “Have you ever considered working as an escort, or would that be far too crazy for you?”
  9. “Oops, sorry if you got hurted.. Your username made me ask that” –HE SAID HURTED.
  10. “Believe me, I was just trying to see if you’re ready for a hookup”
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