- “I ashamed to admit that I am biased against “fat” chicks, but there something very sexy about how you own it. Nice legs too!”–Umm…am I supposed to thank him? How about fuck off.
- “After reading your exhaustive profile I feel like we grew up together. I know so much about you now! I think we may be soulmates.”
- “Pee in dat butt?”
- “How’s this site workout for you? Are you in this site to actually meet someone
I am a single male”–read the profile?
- “How eccentric are we talking? Like Oscar Wilde eccentric?”
- “Hi, I’m looking to have a discreet encounter’
- “it would be nice to have those thighs around my head mmm ;)”
- “I’d love to go down on you.”
- “Want to 69 with me”
- “sexy fat chick who gets up early? 🙂