Shit Men Say Issue 9

  1. “I love sexy fat chicks”
  2. “Am Jen won’t to have fun”
  3. “what you mean by casual sex”
  4. “Are you for real?”
  5. “Morning legs!”–is it my name?
  6. “Accio attention” –almost worked.
  7. “Very nice skin!”
  8. “hey do you want to have sex?”
  9. “I wanna see”–ummm what?
  10. “Hey! You need to date a good Korean guy! Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian :)”—hahahaha
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Shit Men Say Issue 8

  1. “What is sexy in fat?”
  2. “Hey. Where’s the sexy you?”
  3. “Congratulations you have won the OkCupid lotto. You now get to message with a “normal” person who will not1. Curse at you if you don’t respond
    2. Talk only about how sexy or beautiful you are
    3. Ask if you’re a real person
    4. Send unsolicited pictures of my genitals
    5. Brag about a bunch of $$$ cars and jewelry that are all actually rentals or fake or just not true
    6. Just say “wassup sexy” or “hey”
    7. Tell you you’re so fine and ask why you’re single or on this app”

    Congratulations

    P. S. This is not a scam and you really haven’t won anything but you do have my undivided attention”

  4. “Hey how are you. What are you looking for in a man? I’m looking for someone I can just have fun with. Doesn’t matter what we are doing as long as it’s fun and close to legal”
  5. “Maybe get a motel later”
  6. “Not sure what we did to get so lucky, but glad it worked.”
  7. “U like kissing”
  8. “Where’s the fat? Hahaha. My girl and I are swingers looking to meet new friends.”–I get so many threesome requests
  9. “I love having fun with a thick sexy lady”
  10. “Hello beautiful hawareyou”–what?

Shit Men Say Issue 7

  1. “I ashamed to admit that I am biased against “fat” chicks, but there something very sexy about how you own it. Nice legs too!”–Umm…am I supposed to thank him? How about fuck off.
  2. “After reading your exhaustive profile I feel like we grew up together. I know so much about you now! I think we may be soulmates.”
  3. “Pee in dat butt?”
  4. “How’s this site workout for you? Are you in this site to actually meet someone
    I am a single male”–read the profile?
  5. “How eccentric are we talking? Like Oscar Wilde eccentric?”
  6. “Hi, I’m looking to have a discreet encounter’
  7. “it would be nice to have those thighs around my head mmm ;)”
  8. “I’d love to go down on you.”
  9. “Want to 69 with me”
  10. “sexy fat chick who gets up early? 🙂

Shit Men Say Issue 6

  1. “Please don’t squish me. I’ll be good”
  2. “i could die for those legs…”–boy, bye.
  3. “What’s so sexy about you?”–you tell me, Steven.
  4. “My father was cuban and the only thing he gave me was an impressive cock.”—hahahahahahaha
  5. “I like to put my face in that ass and keep it there until made to take it out.”–he also likes to get high and makes green.
  6. “I know a hot couple looking”—at?
  7. “Hi how are you?have you dated asian?”

I’m not getting as many good messages. Sad.