Sorry I’ve been absent! I plan on blogging more. I miss chatting with my online friends! Anyways, it’s time for some more of Shit Men Say.
- “I will be arriving in Atlanta tonight at around 8 or 9 p.m., and I am looking for someone to host me for the night. I’m really laid-back, fun, and entertaining, but I also have a wild side, as well. 🙂 would you be willing to let me stay with you for the night?”–got this on OkCupid. Ummm…like I don’t know you, potential serial killer. I might fuck you in a hotel room, but no, you can’t come to my house.
- “You have a beautiful complexion. It’s is like the whitest snow and spotless.”–got this from my legs, did you? Seems like he wants to wear my skin or something, Pass!
- “Hello my name is sarah i want to be your friend. Text me OK”–Ok, this one isn’t male, but it’s odd. Text her, but no number? Why you on a dating site looking for friends, Sarah?
- ” I have magic hands and a bionic tongue.”—Suuuure you do.
- “Only in Atlanta.”–Umm…what’s only in Atlanta?
- “I have something stiff and hard for you. No woman can give you that. Maybe something fake but mine is real!”–Dying laughing.
- “How ate you today? My name os James.” —I an fin. Thinks for asing.
- “you’re nice buxom babe.. with nice butt.. smooth legs and may be great boobs too .. or may be it’s all my imagination :)”–got all this from a picture of my legs, huh? Witch!
- “I’m horny.”–Hi, Horny. I’m Felicity. Nice to meet you.
- “maybe we could explore curves with few stop signs”–what?
That’s all for this edition. There will be more, I promise.