Shit Men Say Issue 4

Sorry I’ve been absent! I plan on blogging more. I miss chatting with my online friends! Anyways, it’s time for some more of Shit Men Say.

  1. “I will be arriving in Atlanta tonight at around 8 or 9 p.m., and I am looking for someone to host me for the night. I’m really laid-back, fun, and entertaining, but I also have a wild side, as well. 🙂 would you be willing to let me stay with you for the night?”–got this on OkCupid. Ummm…like I don’t know you, potential serial killer. I might fuck you in a hotel room, but no, you can’t come to my house.
  2. “You have a beautiful complexion. It’s is like the whitest snow and spotless.”–got this from my legs, did you? Seems like he wants to wear my skin or something, Pass!
  3. “Hello my name is sarah i want to be your friend. Text me OK”–Ok, this one isn’t male, but it’s odd. Text her, but no number? Why you on a dating site looking for friends, Sarah?
  4. ” I have magic hands and a bionic tongue.”—Suuuure you do.
  5. “Only in Atlanta.”–Umm…what’s only in Atlanta?
  6. “I have something stiff and hard for you. No woman can give you that. Maybe something fake but mine is real!”–Dying laughing.
  7. “How ate you today? My name os James.” —I an fin. Thinks for asing.
  8. “you’re nice buxom babe.. with nice butt.. smooth legs and may be great boobs too .. or may be it’s all my imagination :)”–got all this from a picture of my legs, huh? Witch!
  9. “I’m horny.”–Hi, Horny. I’m Felicity. Nice to meet you.
  10. “maybe we could explore curves with few stop signs”–what?

That’s all for this edition. There will be more, I promise.

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