Cause I didn’t. And boy, was I in for a surprise.
Fairly attractive guy messages me and asks if I’m into SPH. I asked what it was, then against my better judgement, googled it. Thank you Urban Dictionary for your assistance.
What the hell? Right?
It gets better. He basically said he’s normal, if not bigger, in size and wants me to lie about how he can’t satisfy me while he fucks me. I have screenshots. Shhhh. Don’t tell. And yes, I totally messed with him. Told him I wanted a threesome with another guy, so he could see what a real dick looks like and how it works.
It was entirely too much fun.
He sent one. Eh. And he was working. haha
That’s an elephant dong.
After this, I told him he had to cover his face with some sort of mask and he quit replying.
Weird THAT’S what it took. haha
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